Dearest Diary,
My family so so ungrateful! I do everything for them. And do I ever expect ANYTHING in return? NO. I do not! And so you would think that when I ask for unlimited text, my parents would fall heels over elbows to give it to me. That is why I've decided to dedicate this post to my family that I was unfortunately "blessed with" according to Bishop Henry.
Craig - Most people say I should stop calling him that. They say, "it's too disrespectful." Well you know what? If I called you something other than your name it would probably be fatty, so stuff it. Anyways, he is sometimes nice. You know, he got me that fabby spensive shampoo that I always wanted for Christmas. But then he can be a real poopnuts. I mean really. I can't just have the unlimited plan that only costs like 20 bucks more? 20 bucks is like the price of my panties. Gosh. What do I have to do to get some respect in this place? Anyways, over all on a scale of 1-10 I would have to rate him a 3. This is because while he calls me his "little diputs", but one time he said I needed to improve my grades. What the heck! I worked my butt off for that C! C stands for correct. Right?
Judy - Why did I get cursed with a mom so bossy. "Do your homework! Go to bed, it's 12:00! Stop bothering your brother!" I'm pretty sure she just likes to hear herself yell. I don't know why she doesn't understand what I'm going through. The other day, while doing our regular routine, my skirt tore. "Oh well, I'll just sew it up then," she said. WHAT THE HECK! A sewed skirt. I don't live in the jungle, Judy. I'm not a cave man, so why would I wear a sewed skirt. The gall of some people. (Gall is one of my vocabulary words. It means stupid.) Anyways, On a scale of 1-10, I would rate Judy a 2. This is because she is just obnoxious. She always talks back to me.
Stephon - We get along pretty well because we like all the same things. Although this is sometimes a problem because we always get the same things for Christmas. Like that fabby shampoo. He wears some of the best clothes too. One day he wore this adorable turtle neck, with a red scarf that matched. He looked so perfnugs! He also does this great thing with his hair. He like combs it up and then down. He spends FOREVER in the bathroom sometimes trying to get it JUST right. He is also very active. He goes to the gym frequently. And I do have to say, he looks pretty cute in his muscle shirt, and shorts. Anyways, on a scale of 1-10 I would say an 8 because he is just so nice, and always warns me before I go out in public in something that just doesn't work. One time he said, "No. Don't do THAT. The color scheme is TOTALLY off." He so great that way.
Grandmonster - The devil from hell.
Britta - She isn't really in my family, but we are family on Facebook, so it's basically the same thing. She is like my FAVORITEST person in the WHOLE WIDEST WORLD! She is like my twinsie. We came up with this idea that we were born twins, but then she died. When she asked God for one more chance he said, "Ok, but you cannot be in the same family anymore." So we really are twins and its just so perfnuggs. On a scale of 1-10, 10000000000000000000000000000000000. Because she is my BFF.
So yeah. That's all for tonight.
XOXOXO
Aggie.
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