Today I met the most perfnuggets person in the WHOLE WORLD! Me and some other girls from my cheer squad went to Los Angeles for a cheer competison. It was so AMAZEBALLS! We got to the school at 5:30 to take a nasty bus to LA. I wanted to drive my Mustang there, but coach told me that I needed to take the bus. I told him that it was important for me to look good for all the cheer boys, but he said that I needed humility. HUMILITY?! I thought that humility was only for poor people. But even though I had to ride in a giant twinkie, I still had fun with my biffle Britta. We talked about our favoritest people in the whole wide world. They are:
- Taylor Lautner (ADORABLE)
- Chris Hemsworth (SOOOO CUTE!)
- Santa (Because I couldn't sing Santa Baby in my sparkly red booty shorts, and itty bitty santa hat without him. Other wise he is just UGGBOOTS. Although I give props to Mrs. Clause for staying with him so long. I would have sent him away a long time ago. She probably only does it because he has midget slaves)
- Blake Lively (Because she is so GORGEOUS! I am so jealous of her perm!)
When we got to the cheer competition there was this one girl who thought that she was better than everybody else. And you'll never guess what I heard her say! "Obv." Yeah. THAT'S MY WORD! She can't steal my word! I invented it! (Well actually I stole it from Britta, but whatevs). Ohhh I just could rip her weave out! Anyways, I heard that Rachel was in LA too, going to some sort of singing thing. As if singing got people anywhere. It doesn't matter though, because cheer looks way better than any stupid choir thing.
So we did our routine, which was by far the best, but there was this one guy in another cheer squad who fell in love with me at first sight. We made eye contact during one of his routines. Then he did this super awesome special flip that I knew he did just for me. We are meant for each other! He is just about the Hottest guy I've EVER seen. We would def make it into the year book as the cutest couple. My hair matches his eyes perfnuggs!
After the competition there was a dance for all the squads. I saw him there too. He was just hanging around a bunch of guys at the punch bowl. I decided to hunt down the prey. So I got out my itsy bitsy mirror, put on some blush, fluffed my hair and pranced over to him. "Didn't I see you doing that flip in the routine?" I asked him.
"I don't know. Did you?" He said.
"I did if you want me too..."
"I don't want you too."
What the heck! I practically handed him an opportunity, but NOOOOO. What is it with boys?! They think they're so much better than everyone else. (Here is the thing though. Zach would FREAK if he knew I was flirting. So don't tell anybody.)
After the dance we all got on the buses. The bus driver told me to sit in the back this time. All I could think about on then way home was that boy who did the flip. His bulging muscles... his adorable nose... his perfect use of eyeliner to highlight his eyes.... come to think of it he had the best highlights. I want a man with highlights. Zach doesn't have highlights. Stephon does though...
Anyways when I got home mom got mad at me for not calling when I got there. I told her that she should call when she gets there. She sent me to my room. Later that night she came in and told me that Grandmonster might be coming to live with us. Pooh.
Anyways, I'm really tired so this is it.
GOODNIGHT!
-Aggie
So we did our routine, which was by far the best, but there was this one guy in another cheer squad who fell in love with me at first sight. We made eye contact during one of his routines. Then he did this super awesome special flip that I knew he did just for me. We are meant for each other! He is just about the Hottest guy I've EVER seen. We would def make it into the year book as the cutest couple. My hair matches his eyes perfnuggs!
After the competition there was a dance for all the squads. I saw him there too. He was just hanging around a bunch of guys at the punch bowl. I decided to hunt down the prey. So I got out my itsy bitsy mirror, put on some blush, fluffed my hair and pranced over to him. "Didn't I see you doing that flip in the routine?" I asked him.
"I don't know. Did you?" He said.
"I did if you want me too..."
"I don't want you too."
What the heck! I practically handed him an opportunity, but NOOOOO. What is it with boys?! They think they're so much better than everyone else. (Here is the thing though. Zach would FREAK if he knew I was flirting. So don't tell anybody.)
After the dance we all got on the buses. The bus driver told me to sit in the back this time. All I could think about on then way home was that boy who did the flip. His bulging muscles... his adorable nose... his perfect use of eyeliner to highlight his eyes.... come to think of it he had the best highlights. I want a man with highlights. Zach doesn't have highlights. Stephon does though...
Anyways when I got home mom got mad at me for not calling when I got there. I told her that she should call when she gets there. She sent me to my room. Later that night she came in and told me that Grandmonster might be coming to live with us. Pooh.
Anyways, I'm really tired so this is it.
GOODNIGHT!
-Aggie
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