10/3

Dearest Diary,
Does my mom hate me? Today she invited Grandmonster over for dinner. "Mom. Grandmonster can hardly get up out of a chair. How is she supposed to get here?" I asked. She just did the mom look. Well, as it turns out, Dad picked up Grandmonster on his way home from work. Dinner was awful, because Grandmonster had to take pills. She told once told me that one of her pills helps her trembling hands, and I asked her how she was even going to pick up the pill with her trembling hands. I went home early from Grandmonster's that day. Anyways, other than dinner, my day was totally AMAZEBALLS! I went to the mall with Britta, my BFF and Stephon, who tagged along, because mom said he needed new shoes or something. We went to Bath and Body Works, where Stephon spent a REALLY long time picking out a lotion that he thought would be good "for his friend". Then we went to Target where we tried on a bunch of clothes (mom won't pay for clothes from Forever 21. I know, my life sucks) all of which were about as attractive as Mrs. Perry. Finally I picked out this Fabby looking button up shirt, and some HOT flats from payless. When we were driving home I saw a sign that said, "What are you doing for your country?" It had a picture of a really cute soldier. That made me really think. I have now decided that I'm going to marry a soldier, because they look SOOOO hot in their uniforms.

Anyways, my goals for this year are these:
1. Get a swimsuit tan.
2. Loose 30 pounds (120 just won't do)
3. Go out with Zach
4. Kiss Zach
5. Make Cheer
6. Get a car
7. Marry a soldier.

That's all for tonight!
Love,
Aggie (Agatha)

P.S. Mom says that I might have a little sister. What is that supposed to mean?!